I can see it tomorrow in the National Enquirer. He's gone. We knew he'd do it. I don't know, National Enquirer though. You and I both love that magazine. You know the strange thing is, I put it in the cat box, and the cat won't go in there. You're telling me a little cat, he's sitting there, his little eyes go "Why? That'd be redundant."
Carson: You got it right. Really high class paper.
Williams: Yeah, "Lose weight after death. Exciting new diet!"