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Will Rogers

Will Rogers (1879-1935) was an American vaudeville performer, actor, and humorist. Known as "Oklahoma's Favorite Son," Rogers gained fame for his witty and folksy social commentary. He was born William Penn Adair Rogers on November 4, 1879, in the Cherokee Nation, Indian Territory (now part of Okla... show more

quote icon Don't squat with your spurs on.

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quote icon Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

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quote icon Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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quote icon When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

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quote icon Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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quote icon There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the subject he was educated in.

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quote icon We are all ignorant; just in different subjects.

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quote icon Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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quote icon Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

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quote icon Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

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quote icon It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

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quote icon Always drink upstream from the herd.

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quote icon There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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quote icon There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

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quote icon Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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