Louie Anderson Quotes - 5 quotes

Louie Anderson (1953-2022) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and game show host. He was born on March 24, 1953, in Saint Paul, Minnesota. He gained widespread recognition in the 1980s and 1990s with his self-deprecating humor and relatable comedy routines. Anderson created and starr... show more

quote icon My favorite thing is when you go ever to someone's house and you're fat. They overcompensate. Oh, come on in Louie and sit down on this concrete sofa, or the re-enforced steel lawn furniture. You know what I do, head right for that wicker.

- Louie Anderson

quote icon People say Louie why do you do those fat jokes? Cuz if I didn't you guys would sit out there and go "Do you think he knows he's that big?" Like I woke up one morning "Oh no! Honey, get in here.

- Louie Anderson

quote icon I am from Minnesota. Any Minnesotans here? Could I get a ride home with ya? "Where would we put him?" I love Minnesota. We go back every year. It's a great outdoors state, they do a lot of camping. Of course when I go camping the bears put their food up in the trees.

- Louie Anderson

quote icon I can't stay long. I'm in between meals, so bear with me.

- Louie Anderson

quote icon I went shopping today. What's this one size fits all stuff? Being in California, being fat, trying to get into this California life. Went to the beach the other day. Every time I lay down people would push me back into the water.

- Louie Anderson

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